Need to break the ice? Want to impress someone? Well there’s no better way to do that than to crack a joke.

LARRY: You want a good joke check this classic out. Knock Knock

EDD: Really? A knock knock joke? Why don’t you come back when you got better material? I mean what century are you in, Jesus?

Here are five of our favourite one liners:

• A suicidal woman asked me for a high five, but I left her hanging 

• If something was worth doing, it would have been done already

• What happens when you get scared half to death twice? 

• Exaggeration has risen nearly 6million percent 

• The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still, BULLSHIT

Feel free to use these as we only stole them from another site, lol only kidding, we got them out of a book. We might rip off some more next week.