Need to break the ice? Want to impress someone? Well there’s no better way to do that than to crack a joke.

LARRY: You want a good joke check this classic out. Knock Knock

EDD: Really? A knock knock joke? Why don’t you come back when you got better material? I mean what century are you in, Jesus?

Here are five of our favourite one liners:

• A suicidal woman asked me for a high five, but I left her hanging 

• If something was worth doing, it would have been done already

• What happens when you get scared half to death twice? 

• Exaggeration has risen nearly 6million percent 

• The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still, BULLSHIT

Feel free to use these as we only stole them from another site, lol only kidding, we got them out of a book. We might rip off some more next week.   

You must of had those moments where you've been sent a chain letter and not sending it on will spell unfortunate incidents to occur within the next 10 minutes or even scarier while you sleep. Now I see that as threat and an empty one at that but Spam is something that ruins the thought of getting an email form someone important. Or am I just being too excited?

EDD: I'd say your right. Spam gets me all the time. Who would send such stupid things.
LARRY:...what? you expected me to come with a punchline about how I send spam around?
EDD: Well yeah. That's how it goes. They set you up and I knock you down.
LARRY: Well not this time but I'd admit I like spam not the email junk but to eat.
EDD: Spam?
LARRY: Yep check this out. Monty Python's SPAM Sketch.